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If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing

In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm?

I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in??

You can better lose a lover than love a loser

I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right

Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap!

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Work harder: People on welfare depend on you

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office

We came, we saw, we drank beer

Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes

You can trust the government, just ask the Indians

Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer

Save water, drink beer

Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Unite against togetherness!

Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin

If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!

I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

Life's a bitch. Be its pimp

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

Save a tree, eat a beaver

By the time you read this, you've already read it

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times

I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!

Dont steal, the government hates competition

If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

The higher you are, the farther you fall

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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

Gravity always wins

The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk

There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise

I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings

Buy land, they have quit making it!

Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it

Eat healthy, exercise more, still die

Politicians prefer unarmed peasants

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once

Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..

Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws

I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do

Conserve water, drink beer

The rich get richer and the poor get children

Don't breed them if you can't feed them

Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

Bad Spellers Untie!

You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait

Those who know do not say, those who say do not know

The road to success is always under construction

I'm looking forward to regretting this

'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is

Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

Current Mood: Crazy - Talk at your own risk.Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's REALLY BAD for you.

If you love someone, set them free, then get the heck out of there

ecause they will call the police and you'll get charged with kidnapping.

Xtreme is not a mood, It's a LIFESTYLE!

Math is like love - a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

The more people I meet, the better I like my dog!

Im not crazy , my reality is just different than yours!

I'm not going to change who I am for other people.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

I'm sick of all the fakes! I'm sick of all the snakes! I'm sick of living here!... now its all over and done!

Judge me all u want... just keep da verdict to urself!

Its a deadly game, when we speak whats on our minds...

Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.

RattleSnake

Go stick ur face in a pile of crap, no one would tell the difference!

So Many Players, Too many pawns

Jump into the Fire if you want to play, otherwise don't judge us!

Every time you stand up is a another chance to fall

As they carry you away, you wonder what went wrong..?

Two simple rules: the devil hands us, make your mistakes, there are no second chances

Roll the dice, break the rules, play the game, thats who you are!

Beautiful Waterfall, Isn't It?
I've always loved this waterfall! You can see ones just like it near my house, just a couple of miles away!

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MSN Nickzz If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamphlet look so calm? I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left 3 words to ruin a guys ego. is it in?? You can better lose a lover than love a loser I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of crap! Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one Work harder: People on welfare depend on you Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office We came, we saw, we drank beer Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes You can trust the government, just ask the Indians Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer Save water, drink beer Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils Out of my mind. Back in five minutes Unite against togetherness! Reality Sucks! I'm Gonna Keep On Dreamin If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now... No fear! (NAME) is here! I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me Life's a bitch. Be its pimp I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal! A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts Save a tree, eat a beaver By the time you read this, you've already read it Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer! Dont steal, the government hates competition If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Save a horse, ride a Cowboy! The higher you are, the farther you fall Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt! What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me! I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? Not me, not now, maybe later... Life's a beach... Surf it up! Trying is the first step towards failure I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do? Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice! When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU! I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
			MSN Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose? Gravity always wins The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings Buy land, they have quit making it! Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it Eat healthy, exercise more, still die Politicians prefer unarmed peasants Time is what keeps things from happening all at once Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too.. Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do Conserve water, drink beer The rich get richer and the poor get children Don't breed them if you can't feed them Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health! Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else Bad Spellers Untie! You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait Those who know do not say, those who say do not know The road to success is always under construction I'm looking forward to regretting this 'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us... Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why Current Mood: Crazy - Talk at your own risk.Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating. Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's REALLY BAD for you. If you love someone, set them free, then get the heck out of there ecause they will call the police and you'll get charged with kidnapping. Xtreme is not a mood, It's a LIFESTYLE! Math is like love - a simple idea, but it can get complicated. The more people I meet, the better I like my dog! Im not crazy , my reality is just different than yours! I'm not going to change who I am for other people. I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. I'm sick of all the fakes! I'm sick of all the snakes! I'm sick of living here!... now its all over and done! Judge me all u want... just keep da verdict to urself! Its a deadly game, when we speak whats on our minds... Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast? I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works. RattleSnake Go stick ur face in a pile of crap, no one would tell the difference! So Many Players, Too many pawns Jump into the Fire if you want to play, otherwise don't judge us! Every time you stand up is a another chance to fall As they carry you away, you wonder what went wrong..? Two simple rules: the devil hands us, make your mistakes, there are no second chances Roll the dice, break the rules, play the game, thats who you are!
			Beautiful Waterfall, Isn't It? I've always loved this waterfall! You can see ones just like it near my house, just a couple of miles away!
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