Funny SMS Friends:
| Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things. |
| You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend ! |
| A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!! |
| Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value! |
| No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us |
| There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever |
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I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you |
| Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there! |
| Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ... |
| I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to |
| Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues. |
| My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life? |
| Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else! |
| I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception |
| Hold 10 Roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror, U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful rose in the World is U my dear friend... |
| I cant find a reason why God gave U to me , but that is not the question to b asked,May b the question is how did God knew that i needed a friend like U... |
| A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life ,'Save' u in their heart, 'format' ur problam 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'! |
| There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friend$ but the Sweet one is u. To forget me is n@w up t@ u. T@ forget u is something i will never ever d@... |
| Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever, and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever. |
| When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!! |
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Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALOGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.. that's why i never fall ill:) |
| FRIENDS in HEart R D worst TENANTS. They CAPTURE the HEart, pay no Rent, Dont VATATE & If at all they LEAVE, Thay just BREAK down the Room they LIVED. |
| MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far, My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die! |
| Saw my msg?, no?, Now can u?, still can't??, coz no words can x-press how special u are!, GOod Night! |
| With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...! |
| =:FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean", high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother", cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"! |
| 10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.! |
| Sharp is your memory, sweet is your name, deep in my heart you 'll always reman! |
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Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u! |
| If time slips away without a word from Me, u dont have 2 worry abt our Relationship bcoz feelings beyond words will always keep me with ur heart.! |
| Friends are like a shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size! |
| Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi! |
| For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!! |
| Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nice sleep Good nite! |
| A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!! |
| plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a friend like you! |
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1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend! |
| If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music, If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need the world! |
| Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little Less "I"! |
| keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love, bcoz sun rise in east and sets in west but friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH! |
| Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver ends , Like Ours! |
| True friendship never fades with Time:), become more tasteful like old Wine:)), only a friend can understand words and convert the rolling tears into a Smile! |
| The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness &hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever.. |
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sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..! |
| Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me! |
| MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot! |
| Days are too BUSY.. Hours are too FEW.. Seconds are too FAST.. but there is Always a time for me to ask.. How R U? n Hope Ur FINE.. MISS U! |
| Arre..listen.. 2ppl were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!! |
| Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet! |
| Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U! |
| I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely! |
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F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND.. |
| Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "Heart Beat" may remainds u thats there is "someone 4 u". |
| There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending! |
| In the rythm of life, we sometimes find oureslves out of tune, but as long as there r friends like u to provide the melody - the music play on. |
| Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.! |
| When we sigh about our problam, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, But when we lough about them.. they become O O O O O O bubbles! Have a bubbly life! |
| Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u! |
| Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.! |
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Funny SMS Friends (Urdu)
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Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!! |
| Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!! |
| Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye! |
| jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho.. |
| Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost.. |
| Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo! |
| Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai...aaj ho na ho...ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian...hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay... |
| Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare.. |
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Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki.. |
| Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki.. |
| Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai ...paisa... ...mout... ...aur... ... aur... ...aur... mera SMS.. |
| Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye. |
| D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako... |
| Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai... |
| Promise me v r true frindz, i'm lamp ur lite, i'm coke ur sprite, i'm saawan u r baadal, i'm normal ur pagal. ha ha ha |
| Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM |
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Life brings KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM it end NA TUM JANO NAHUM, So lets do MASTI 2gether,who knows KAL HO NA HO,out when ever u need a friend, MAIN HOON NA! |
| Mere SMS je charche jahan main hone lage, log mere diwane hone lage, khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhae SMS mila, jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage! |
| Ajnabi galeyon se hum guzra nahi karte, Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,ya dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai, warna itnay SMS kise ko kiya nahi karte... |
| Words begins with.. A B C nUmbers begins with.. 1 2 3 mUsic beging with.. sa re ga but friendship begins with HUM TUM!! |
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ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe, Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo, yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta ! |
| Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad karoo, pyar nahi tu shikayat kiya karoo, itna bhi gair na samjho ke baat hi na kiya karoo, phone nahi tu SMS hi kya karoo! |
| Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai, aur Dr ne kaha hay ki khoob sare sms ki bottle chadni pedegi so plz donate SMS, its urgent.. |
| kali se phool banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna wqt lagta hai mobile hai tu kar do na --> SMS karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..?? |
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Kya kar rahe ho? busy ho? kitne buzy ho? thode ho? ke bohat ho? ager thoda ho tu SMS kyo nahi karte ho? aur ager zyada ho to, SMS kyo padh rahe ho??:! |
| Is duniya main 3 tarha k log hi khushnasib hote hian, 1-wo jinhe sacha pyar milta hai, 2-jinhe acha yaar milta hai, aur 3- jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai..! |
| Zindagi jeene ka bahane bahut hian... kis kis ko SMS karun kambkhat is nacheaz ki deewani bahut hian..!! |
| Roshni dekar doob janakoi suraj se seakhe, Dil dekar dard lena koi humse sikhe, Kuch na dekar Dil lena koi unse sikhe, SMS laker reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!! |
| Mausam ki bahar acchi ho, phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho, hamari ya dosti sacchi ho, RAB bas ek dua hai meri dost ki har subha acchi ho! GOOD MORNING! |
| Dua karte hai hum sar jhukaye, aye dost aap apni manzil ko paye, ager kabhi teri raho main andhera aaye, to roshni ke lyie Khuda humko jalaye,, Happey Friendship.! |
| Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjosi ki bhi haad hoti hai..! |
| Pholon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,Soorj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se humne ya Paigaam bheeja hai! Good Morning! |
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghass ho tum,Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,Idiot stupid bakwass ho tum, Per jo bhi ho yaar, Dost jhakass ho tum... |
| Laher aati hai, Kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil main simat jati hai. dono main farak sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt atti hai! |
| Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai, padhe bhi to kya padei yaar mujhe mobile me bhi tere teritasveer nazar ati hai! |
| jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi ek shaks yaad ayega, tab bhool jayenge zaindagi ke gamon ko, Jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega! |
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL bana tha per MUMTAZ mili nahi, ab kismat khuli, shadi hue, ab TAJMAHAL banana chahta hon,per ya MUMTAZ marti nahi! |
| INGREDIENTS: 10g hasit, 10g oyar, 20g sukh dukh share karne ka vada, 5g kasme thodi si takrar, 50g kabhi na khatam hone wali batain. RESULT: FRIENDS 4 EVER! |
| pool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, zaindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.! |
| Apni fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi, Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi, jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyaar yaad rakhi, bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi...... |
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Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana. Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana. |
| Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye! Kyo ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye! |
| Dil ka rishta hai humara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara,Her yaad me hai chehra tumhara, SMS nahi to kya hoa Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara! |
| Qayamat tak tujhae yaad karenge, Teri har baat per atibar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ka tu nahi kahenge, Per phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karengay. |
| Aap jaise log kuch khass lagte hian. Man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka SMS is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakhte hai.! |
| Zindagi behaal hai Sur hai naa taal hai,msgbox bhi kangal hai, kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai, yaar kuch tu bhejo ya meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.! |
| Is dil main yaadon ke male hian, Tum bin bohut akele hain, Sab kuch chorke tume SMS kar rele hian, Dekho hum kitne wale hian.! |
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Love SMS
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. |
I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"? |
| You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always... |
| L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life.... |
| If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever |
| You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine |
| You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you! |
| Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place. |
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Love is like war... Easy to start... Difficult to end... Impossible to forget |
| Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again?? |
| Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga |
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It? |
| If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope |
| Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can't cure |
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SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear! |
| Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget... |
| What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me? |
| If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!! |
| I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! |
| If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me. |
| Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness |
| By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you. |
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The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say. |
| Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! |
| If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever... |
| Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!! |
| LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away! |
| I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!! |
| Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you! |
| If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you... |
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You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you! |
| If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you |
| I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you |
| You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way. |
| That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special. |
| Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses. |
| There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you. |
| There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me... |
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I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!! |
| There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you! |
| When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you! |
| When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ? |
| The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ... |
| The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart. |
| In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities. |
| What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart. |
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A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true |
| A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you! |
| Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever .... |
| I love you! From the earth till the moon! |
| I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend! |
| What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you |
| Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain! |
| Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you. |
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Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx |
| Love is forever, only the partners change... |
| If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you |
| How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow |
| I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life |
| I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.... |
| Love is....... to love more and more each day.... |
| Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most |
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Cool SMS
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Think Big... Think Positive... Think Smart... Think Beautiful... Think Great... I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST THINK ABOUT ME! |
| If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand. |
| When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here. |
| When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts. |
| Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. |
| Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget. |
| DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile |
| When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there |
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one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good. |
| If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. |
| To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. |
| Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE |
| A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart. |
| a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u..." |
| Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i |
| destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life..... |
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Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER , R-------RESPONCIBLE , I--------INTELLIGENT , E-------EAGER TO MAIL , N-------NICE , D-------DIVINE , S--------SIMPLE , H-------HEARTLY , I--------INTERSTED , P-------PEACEFUL |
| A square has 4 end, A triangle has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end. |
| If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!! |
| I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! |
| A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U. |
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like
a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein |
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into
the office.
- Robert Frost |
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones |
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan |
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld |
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg |
"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein |
| "Everyone has a talent, what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads." (Erica Jong) |
| The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Nietzsche) |
| "I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." (Kahlil Gibran) |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life." (Chinese Proverb) |
| "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) |
| "I not only use all the brains I have but all that I can borrow." (W. Wilson) |
| "If you want happiness for a lifetime, help someone else." (Chinese Proverb) |
| "Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave." (Henry Peter Broughan) |
| "A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money" (Anonymous) |
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"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined" (Henry David Thoreau) |
| "Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you'll never cease to grow" (Anthony J. D'Angelo) |
| " It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question" (Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes) |
| "A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary" (Thomas Carruthers) |
| Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time for?" (Judy Domeny Bowen) |
| "Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under." (Educational Proverb) |
| "Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love" (Hamilton Wright Mabi) |
| "Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs." (Einstein) |
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"When teaching, light a fire, don't fill a bucket." (Dan Snow) |
| "To teach well, we need not say all that we know, only what is useful for the pupil to hear" (Anon.) |
| Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge |
| Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields |
| Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers |
| Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney |
| Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen |
| If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner |
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"To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully"(Tyron Edwards) |
| "He who dares to teach must never cease to learn" (Anonymous) |
| "I am almost overwhelmed by the courage and dedication of teachers" (Sylvia Solomon) |
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I
can't remember the other two... -- Sir Norman Wisdom |
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe |
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success! -- Doug Larson |
| A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton |
| When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips |
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul |
| We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller |
| I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen |
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong |
| Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. -- Elbert Hubbard |
| Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson |
| In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. -- Joey Adams |
| I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman |
| Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? -- Benny Hill |
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| Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega? |
| Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. |
| Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar! |
| Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye! |
| Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai. |
| Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai. |
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein. |
| Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na" |
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Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fajool hai .. ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fajool hai .. royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain .. unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain |
| Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. .. Sagar se gahra koi nahi. .. Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! |
| Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gham ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. |
| Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho. |
| Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai.. |
| 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch |
| Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai |
| Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... |
| Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai! |
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! |
| bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U |
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U?????? |
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain |
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai |
Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey |
| kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate. |
| Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... |
| Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. |
| Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain |
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai.... |
| Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... |
yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... |
| Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain |
| Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai |
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? |
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai |
jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein.... |
| Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai |
| Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii...., Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! |
| Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo... |
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" |
| Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. |
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de |
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila |
| TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! |
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon |
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This is one of my favorite images
I love the Southwest. You won't find better scenery anywhere!
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Beautiful Waterfall, Isn't It?
I've always loved this waterfall! You can see ones just like it near my house, just a couple of miles away! |
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